Dose of Laugh

A friend nurse of mine told me this funny anecdote when she was on her practice nursing in the psychiatric section of a hospital.

A former patient approached the nurse in the reception after spending sometime in the waiting area.

“Nurse, I think I am hearing voices behind my ears,” the former patient said with a confused look.

The nurse immediately took a glance in the area where the patient was seated and found no one. Then, she checked his medical records and found out that the patient was discharged a year back and he was in the hospital just for a regular check up.

Wanted to get more background, she asked if the voice is a male or female. The patient relied, “It’s a woman with a sweet voice, calling people and saying it twice”

“What does she say?” the nurse asked again.

The reply made the nurse speechless…..

“Paging Dr. Reyes, please proceed to the emergency”